Visitors
Welcome to Little Denys Castle, England’s most boring ancient monument, where the staff are facing an unexpected new phenomenon: visitors.
Productions
Calling All the Dreamers
An absurdist farce inspired by Dario Fo. In a world where AI is seeping into every corner of life, what happens to those who feel left behind?
A Long Time Ago
The Evil Mange is trying to take over the galaxy. Can he get his hands on the Golden Thermos of Queeg, or will Flash Artois be able to stop him?
Murder at Phoenix Court
None of the residents are surprised when Jeffrey Hoo, the unpleasant owner of Phoenix Court apartments is murdered. But whodunnit, why, and how?
I Hear You
A comedy-drama, written by Phoenix’s own Emma Gardner, about how we all need to be better listeners.
Robinson Crusoe and the Pirates
A voyage of adventure from the samba-filled port in Brazil to the mysterious island, where he meets his companion Friday. Will Davy Jones capture him for his locker? Will the evil Cut-throat Kate get to the treasure first?
The Never-ending Night of Dr Galvan
An elderly Dr Galvan relates the most eventful – and strangest – night of his medical career.
No, Prime Minister
The climate crisis is looming large, but with Partygate distractions, a scheming special adviser and stubborn civil servants, will the PM ever agree the Net Zero proposals?
Virtual Reality
Two men are waiting for equipment to do an unspecified job. Their “dry run” of the inventory takes an unexpected turn.
Not a Cream Cracker
A committee meeting goes awry due to the discovery of a suspicious object under the sofa…