Visitors

Welcome to Little Denys Castle, England’s most boring ancient monument, where the staff are facing an unexpected new phenomenon: visitors.

Freya and her team must overcome fudge shrapnel, new-age gardeners and flying tomatoes to convince the tourists that Little Denys is worth seeing. Above all, they must prevent anyone escaping to Beaumaven, the grand castle next door, whose site manager, Shirley, would very much like her visitors back.